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hero

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dark and flicky pictures flash the story

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on the screen and the hero and the

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heroine in a torrid scene

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fighting animals and goblins and a man

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who's very mean and it makes a big

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impression when you're only just a teen

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it happened on a saturday about

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mid-afternoon before the major movie but

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after the cartoon the giant flashing

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letters spelt out coming soon

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the hero of the woodland the tale of

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daniel boone

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but i forgot about the musket and

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fighting with a bear when i saw the sun

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of spartacus with muscles in his hair

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and the look of all the leather and the

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armor that i wear and that's me on the

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screen won't you look at me up there

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that's me in the rocket and i'm shooting

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into space

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chasing all the baddies with a look upon

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my face that tells you that i'm angry

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and they haven't got my grace and i blow

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them all to smithereens and save the

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human race

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now i'm a cowboy with a sex gun and a

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black and saddled horse then i'm a

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demolition expert who's an expert hand

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at morse until i'm piloting a jet in

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some far-off allied force and fighting

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off darth vader with a laser sword of

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course

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but now i'm getting on in years

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the heroes make me cry because they

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always get the women and they hardly

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ever die and it's not like real life

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where however hard you try you're not a

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superhero

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but just an ordinary guy

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so i don't watch many movies now they

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make me feel too bold

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and i've seen all the stories by now

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they've all been told and fighting all

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those dragons really leaves me in the

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cold